Turtle Bum Protection
A plush turtle shell for your backside. Falls sold separately.
Free shipping on all orders until October 31
- 🐢 Plush padded shell for softer sit-down landings
- 🏂 Adjustable strap + buckle: clip it, send it
- 😂 Turns every wipeout into a highlight reel
Comfort padding, not safety equipment. Always wear a helmet.
Free shipping until Oct 31 · MADE FOR SKIERS & SNOWBOARDERS · FOR TINY SHREDDERS & GROWN-UPS ·
Why the turtle
Cushy Shell
Plush padding right where you sit down. And you will.
Adjustable Fit
Waist strap and buckle. Cinch it, click it, go ride.
Built For Beginners
Made for first lessons, bunny hills and every sit-down in between.
Main Character Energy
The cutest thing on the hill. Your camera roll isn't ready.
Slow And Steady Wins The Bunny Hill 🐢
Learning to ski or ride means sitting down, a lot. Your turtle rides along right where you land, so every sit-down lands on plush padding and feels way friendlier. Less pouting, more "one more run!"
Shell Yeah, Adults Get One Too 🏂
Most crash pads look like they fell out of a hockey bag. This one's a green plush turtle with yellow stitched scutes, a tiny head and four little flippers, buckled right onto your bum. Snowboarders, skiers, parents: the lift line will notice.
We've Got Your Back(side)
The turtle covers your bum. We cover the rest.
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Not obsessed with your turtle? Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right with a refund. Happy bum or your money back.
Tracked Shipping
Follow your turtle from our door to yours with a tracking link.
Secure Checkout
Encrypted checkout with trusted payment providers, so paying is the easy part.
Real Humans, Not Bots
Sizing, gifting or "where's my turtle?" questions go to our actual team.
Made To Be Squeezed
Soft plush, detailed stitching and a sturdy buckle strap, built for real snow days, not just photo ops.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does it actually help when I fall?
It adds a soft, padded layer between your bum and the snow, so sit-down falls feel a lot friendlier. Think cushion, not armour: it's comfort padding, not safety gear, and it doesn't replace a helmet.
Which size should I get?
Two sizes: Kid and Adult. Both have an adjustable waist strap that buckles over snow pants. Not sure which one? Just message us before you order and we'll help you pick.
How do I wear it?
Buckle the strap around your waist over your snow pants and tighten it until your turtle sits snug on your backside. Same deal on skis or a snowboard. That's it, you're shell-ready.
How does Buy 2 + Get 1 FREE work?
Choose Buy 2 + Get 1 FREE above, pay for two turtles and the third one's on us. Perfect for siblings, couples or the whole ski crew.
How do I clean it?
Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap, then let it air dry. Always check the care label on your turtle first.
When will my turtle arrive?
Every order ships with tracking, and you'll get an email with your tracking link as soon as your turtle is on its way. We ship to Canada, the US, Switzerland, Norway, Iceland, Australia and New Zealand. Shipping is $12 CAD (shown in your currency at checkout), or free on orders of $75 CAD or more. The 3-pack qualifies. Delivery usually takes 3–10 business days in Canada and 7–15 business days elsewhere after your order ships. See our Shipping policy for details, including import duties outside Canada.
What if I don't love it?
You're covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee. Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll walk you through your refund. Return shipping is on you unless your turtle arrived damaged, defective or wrong. Full details are in our Refund policy.